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Protocol: Auditing Your "Net Life Hour" (The Grab Test)

📋 Executive Summary

  • The Trap: Optimizing for "Gross Monthly Income" (Vanity) instead of "Net Life Hour" (Sanity).
  • The Case Study: Private Hire (Grab) driving appears to pay $30+/hr, but auditing the "True COGS" reveals a rate closer to $7.50/hr.
  • The Concept: "Skill Entropy" — some jobs pay you cash but rot your future earning capacity.
  • The Protocol: A 4-step audit to calculate the true cost of any project, freelance gig, or job.
The Illusion of Gig Income
The Dashboard Illusion: Green bars represent Revenue, not Profit.

The Illusion of Top-Line Revenue

We are culturally trained to look at the biggest number on the screen. In the gig economy, this is the "Weekly Earnings" screenshot.

A viral screenshot might show $533 in a single Sunday. It looks like executive pay for entry-level work. But this is an accounting error.

It confuses Revenue (Money in) with Profit (Money kept). In a business, this mistake leads to bankruptcy. In a career, it leads to burnout.

Part 1: The "Bad Day" Audit (Real Data)

Based on verified forum data (Jan 2026), here is the P&L of a typical "Bad Day" for a PHV driver:

Item Amount (SGD) Notes
Gross Revenue $160.00 8 Hours driving
Rental Cost ($80.00) Daily fixed cost
Fuel/Energy ($20.00) Petrol/Charging
Net Profit $60.00 Take-home pay
Hourly Rate $7.50/hr $60 / 8 hours

For context, a McSpicy meal costs nearly that much. You are piloting a 1.5-ton metal box through high-stress traffic, bearing 100% of the liability risk, for a wage that barely beats inflation.

Part 2: The Hidden "COGS" of Your Career

Even if you hit a "Good Day" ($17.50/hr), the math is still deceptively low because it ignores the Cost of Goods Sold (COGS) on your biological hardware.

In standard employment, the employer pays for:

  • Depreciation: Health insurance, ergonomic chairs, air conditioning.
  • Future CapEx: CPF contributions (17% top-up), training, skill compounding.

In the gig economy (or bad freelance retainers), you pay for these.

The "Kidney Tax"

The "Holding Pee Tax" is real. Veteran drivers trade kidney health for queue position. The "Spinal Tax" is real. These are long-term liabilities that do not show up on the daily earnings screen, but they will show up on a hospital bill in 10 years.

Skill Entropy Hamster Wheel
The Hamster Wheel: High activity, zero displacement.

Part 3: Skill Entropy (The Real Cost)

The most dangerous cost is not financial; it is strategic. I call this Skill Entropy.

Definition: The decay of professional value caused by engaging in non-compounding labor. Engaging in high-entropy work is the opposite of escaping the Efficiency Trap.

If you code for 8 hours, you get paid AND you get better at coding. Your rate next year might go up.

If you drive for 8 hours, you simply get tired. Your driving skill does not compound into higher wages. In fact, you are strictly financing your own obsolescence.

Robotaxi Future
The End Game: You are training the map data for the fleet that replaces you.

Part 4: The Protocol (How to Audit Your Life)

I apply this "Grab Test" to every client retainer and project now.

The "Net Life Hour" Formula

Net Life Hour = 

(Gross Revenue - Hard Costs - "Sanity Tax") 
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     (Delivery Hours + Anxiety Hours)
  • Hard Costs: Software, subscriptions, outsourcing fees.
  • Sanity Tax: The estimated cost of recovery (e.g., 2 hours of doom-scrolling after a toxic meeting).
  • Anxiety Hours: Time spent thinking about the work while not doing it.

💡 The Verdict

If the result makes you cringe, walk away. Liquidity is oxygen in the survival phase, so if you are drowning, take the gig. But never mistake a lifeline for a ladder. To escape the trap, you must build assets like the Soulful Stoic Brand that compound while you sleep.

📚 Further Reading


This protocol was originally published as a personal essay on Medium.